Thursday, February 10, 2011

How to make a cup of revolting tea

1. Bag of flora and fauna from Dr. Acupuncturist

2. Put bag in pot, add 6 cups of water
3. Cook for 30 minutes until it smells horrifying in your kitchen
4. Drain tea
5. Choke down cup of sewage water, alternating it with orange juice to help get the putrid taste of 'tea' out of your mouth.
Bon appetite


  1. Yuck. Revolting looks like the correct adjective. Dr. Acupuncture better know wtf he's doing.

  2. go here:
    and run a search for "ass herbs". (yes, you read right). I promise that it will make you laugh your butt off and feel that you are not alone. :-)